GIGI GOES GAGA: DEAR MS. MARQUEZ

STUFF

Melissa Campana Zig Zag Shoes
I first heard about the Melis- sa brand a few years ago when they began distributing their products -- plastic shoes -- in Manila. Meh, I thought. Until I looked up the company and found myself wishing they were available here. Just recently I found them online and immediately snapped up two pairs, both designed by the Campana brothers: the Campana Zig Zag (in a glittery silver, shown) and the funky jelly Campana Corallo (in smoke). I can't even begin to explain how comfortable these are, how they conform to the foot and just...fit. An added plus is how they lack that smelly plastic odor -- in fact, they smell, quite literally, of candy. I'm hooked.
Shu Uemura Painting Gel Eyeliner
Let me just say that I'm an eyeliner fiend. I may not have that Adam Lambert smoky rocker thing going on, but I've tried pretty much every brand and formulation out there. THIS -- and you can quote me on this -- is one of the best in the market right now. It glides on smoothly and then stays put all day, even through an intense 60-minute cardio workout. It's not meant just for eyelining -- creative professionals use this product for face drawing and painting. With nine colors available, there's lots of room for imaginations to go wild.
Sally Hansen Natural Beauty Fast Fix Concealer
I remember when the Sally Hansen Natural Beauty (Inspired by Carmindy) line of makeup products appeared in my local CVS. I thought the packaging was terrific and the colors were wearable -- yet I was skeptical. It didn't help that, as with all drugstore cosmetics, you can't test before you buy. So I passed. Until one day they were on promotion and I decided to purchase the Fast Fix Concealer in Medium. It sat in my drawer for a while until I gave it a whirl. Wow -- what ever was I waiting for? This stuff is terrific; it glides on the skin really smoothly and conceals what I want it to (in my case, redness), and stays put. The line is paraben- and fragrance-free, and I've experienced no irritation whatsoever. Now I'm inspired to try the rest of the line.
Simply Vera Vera Wang Jewelry
OK, I'll be honest -- I wasn't going to list this because I wanted it to be my little secret. Although I wasn't impressed by Vera Wang's first jewelry collection for Kohl's (it was old-fashioned -- and not in a hip vintage way, I thought), I've been all over her last couple of collections since. Now that I'm on a strict clothing budget, I'm spending more on accessories to help spice up my outfits (I suppose I do have all the basics I need at this point -- and more). I've got to admit I've gotten several pieces from this line that look like I paid a lot more for them, and which I always get compliments on. If this isn't smart shopping, I don't know what is.
Laura Mercier Illuminating Tinted Moisturizer
I probably wear tinted moisturizer more than I do foundation -- which explains why I keep trying different ones. I've been a fan of Laura Mercier's for quite some time now so when she came out with this illuminating version last year, I ran to the nearest stockist and got myself a tube. Because my skin tends towards dryness, I love this formula. It gives my skin a touch of natural dewness without making me look shiny. I layer a bit of her Secret Camouflage concealer (which I've been using since the late '90s faithfully) and instantly I have that "skin-but-better" look instead of a mask on my face. Best of all, it's formulated with a skin-protecting SPF 20. I'll definitely be repurchasing this when I run out.
Antik Batik Langoa Flat Sandal
I've been visiting this pair for more than a month now. I wish it were with me instead but I made a vow of shopping abstinence when the year started, so for now I just look and sigh. This would go with so many things in my closet, but it's gorgeous on its own. I imagine myself bumping into people while wearing this pair because I'd be looking down each time I wore them. For now I have to tell myself that just because I love something, it doesn't mean I can have it. But I can still look, can't I?
EcoTools Makeup Brushes
This earth-friendly, cruelty-free makeup brush set has a permanent home inside my office drawer, along with a little foolproof kit I assembled for days when I didn't have enough time in the morning to primp (which is usually the case) or if I have to run out to dinner or a last-minute event after work. At home I keep the foundation brush which I use to apply cream blushes to get that glowing, naturally flushed look. That these brushes are inexpensive and 100% guilt-free are good enough reasons to try them out, but that they actually work is why I use them.
Alessandra Gallo Stalactite Necklace
How many ways can I love this necklace? I actually think it's reasonably priced, especially since it's handmade and each piece is one of a kind -- but because I've put myself on a dramatically restricted budget, I can only covet. Or hope it goes on sale soon.
Freedom T by Yummie Tummie
My solution for this indulge- till-you- bulge holiday season. I don't hang around in tank tops and flip flops -- just not my style. But I do own a couple of tanks to wear under sweaters or sheer tops. I like the ones with a hidden shelf bra so everything looks sleek. Now this one goes even a step further: it keeps things up where they should be, and holds me in so I don't look like I've been feasting on crab cakes. The only "but" is that if the party heats up inside, you can't take your sweater off and dance in your tank top -- this thing looks too much like shapewear up close. But it will make you -- and others -- think that you can if you wanted to.
Grai
I couldn't wait for it to get nippy again so I could start layering. The problem is that, while it's a chilly 50 degrees outside, it's a toasty 80 degrees inside my office (rumor is the person who has control over the thermostat on my side gets cold really easily) but about 70 in the hallways. Which is why I practically live in this vest (pictured); I plop it over a tissue tee and I can survive such extremes in temperature all day long. I really love this relatively new line by Los Angeles-based designer Maya Yogev. An Otis alum, she was mentored by Rick Owens, and her designs are sculptural, textural, and kinda badass.
Pour La Victoire "Eden"
Designed by David Giordano, this French-inspired brand is fierce and fabulous. "Eden" is from his Spring 2009 line (I'm jonesing it in the Nude color, just to rationalize that it would be an utterly practical purchase) and I'm waiting for it to be available. The lace cut-outs are adorable -- but something about this isn't at all saccharine-sweet. I love it!
Fifth Avenue Shoe Repair
This brand has nothing to do with shoe repair and isn't even located on fabled Fifth Avenue -- it's a Swedish clothing label for men and women, founded by Astrid Olsson and Lee Cotter in 2004 and is known as one of the more avant-garde Scandinavian labels. Dedicated to the craft of tailoring, the brand places intense focus on construction, cutting, and fabrics. The clothes are grounded in neutral colors, mostly black and white, but also gray and brown. According to Astrid: "The androgynous stroke is always present in the collections. We find inspiration in conserving tradition as well as breaking those same norms," I am so in love with this brand; this kind of clothing is what made me fall in love with fashion in the first place.
L'Oreal Elnett Hairspray
I've been wanting this forever, at least for about a decade -- and I'm not exaggerating either. But I don't wear a lot of hairspray to begin with, so I thought it would be ridiculous to to pay all that money to get this shipped overseas just so I could see if the hype was real. Well, it's real alright -- and it's now available at Target in three stronghold versions (although I understand that this is not the original European formula and was slightly tweaked for the US market). Anyway, two things I especially love about it: (1) it's not sticky and doesn't make my hair crunchy and (2) remarkably, it doesn't irritate my scalp, which is really sensitive. Also, It gives terrific hold and when I brush it out, it doesn't flake. I might just become one of those women who sets her hair at night and wears hairspray yet.
"Iam" Boot by Nine West
Nine West has been around forever; I don't know one girl who hasn't had a pair in her closet at least once. But what I've been loving about them for the past year is that they've been able to come up with on-trend styles at truly affordable prices. Quality may not be Blahnik, but what you get is hardly Blah either.
Bobbi Brown Extra Face Oil
It's been bone-dry here, so much so that I started feeling my skin tightening up and seeing tiny lines. I bought a bottle of this face oil earlier in the year because I liked the way it felt on my skin (it absorbs quickly and doesn't feel slick) and because it smelled heavenly. This is instant comfort in a bottle.
Tracy Reese for Sally Hansen
Tracy Reese is one of my favo- rite dress design- ers; she's my go-to when I need something pretty and fun for a special occasion. So when I got word that she collaborated with Sally Hansen for a limited-edition 10-shade Fall 2008 nail lacquer collection, I immediately jumped on it. Without even seeing a single color -- and not having tried Sally Hansen products before -- I knew it was going to be great. And it is. I'm loving "The Good Earth," a rich reddish-brown, but am also smitten by "Stormy Blue," "Raven's Wing," "Moonstone," and "Alchemy." I was really impressed by the quality of the nail lacquer itself (check out the website for a full product description). It won't take another Tracy Reese collection to get me buying Sally Hansen again -- but I'm breathlessly waiting for the next one anyway.
Olay Definity Color Recapture Anti-Aging UV Moisturizer + Sheer Illuminating Coverage
"Your skin looks really good today," my friend Pia remarked all of a sudden, across the dining table where I was gathered with all my girlfriends. I was surprised, particularly because I was REALLY tired from too little sleep and a long drive. All I had on my face was this new tinted moisturizer from the Olay folks and a bit of concealer. This product has definitely exceeded my expectations, though I can't tell you what I think of its anti-aging properties since I've only started using it -- but I'll say that when I smooth it on I suddenly look like I've had enough sleep even if I've not had any. Note: this barely gives you any coverage, but if all you have time to do on a busy morning is apply moisturizer and sunscreen before you head out, this product is a much better alternative.
NAIL ENVY!
I've worn my nails really short for many years now since it's the more practical, low-maintenance way to go. What I also discovered is that although I always shied away from dark shades, they didn't look quite as scary on short nails. Here are a few of my favorite nail things: OPI's Midnight in Moscow is a gorgeous blackened burgundy with rich shimmer. I also love You Don't Know Jacques, a trendy gray-purple taupe from the new France collection. I never thought I'd wear green-gold voluntarily on my nails but Chanel's Kaleidoscope is so otherworldly beautiful -- depending on the light it can look like pewter or silver or gold. Good thing I snapped it up when I did -- this shade's no longer available except on sites like eBay (and they can go up to about $80!!!). Yesterday I picked up Haute Chocolat, one of Chanel's holiday offerings. It's described as a shimmering chocolate brown with opulent flecks of gold. Yep, I'm staring at my nails as I type this and it's exactly that.
AG "Sweetie" Cropped Jeans
These are my "run around town" jeans be- cause I wear them almost every- where I go (might even need a second pair because I'll wear these out). Cropped and skinny and one of the comfortable pairs I own, this is a lightweight dark-washed denim with a bit of stretch, and the rise is a comfortable 8". I love the new sliding snap instead of a regular button to keep everything secure. I used to ask: why wear jeans when it's just as easy to slip on a pair of trousers? Now I know why.
Jo Malone White Jasmine & Mint Cologne
One thing I have to say for the Jo Malone fra- grances I wear (and I wear quite a few) is that they may not inspire passion in a true fragrance aficionado -- but they aren't quite uninspired either. In a pinch I can pick up one of her bottles, drop it into my suitcase and know I won't regret it when I get to my destination. Introduced in the spring of last year, Malone's White Jasmine & Mint cologne is fresh and crisp, and dries down to a cool musk. I've been wearing it to work all summer -- it's like my pick-me-up in the morning. And during hot, steamy nights when I want to boost it up with an added dose of prettiness, I mist a bit of her Orange Blossom fragrance over it. Lovely. Some Notes: Mint (wild mint and peppermint leaf), Jasmine, Chamomile, Bergamot, Orange Flower, and Jo Malone musk.
Sonia Kashuk Luxury Lip Color in Sheer Tiger Lily
I always love a serendipitous find. I just happened to be poking around the Sonia Kashuk display case at Target for no particular reason except to kill time and then I found this: gorgeous, sheer, shimmery warm coppery beige shade in a gloss formula. At only $7.99 it's a steal.
Inhabit
If you purchased any piece from its debut collection five years ago, chances are you'd still be wearing it today -- as you will five more years from now, and even another five. If I could, I'd live my life wearing knits. I could live in these knits forever. “INHABIT is about a feeling, an attitude, rather than a trend” says, INHABIT Creative Design Director Susie Cho. “I design clothing that is unique, but in an understated way. I like to challenge existing ideas of knitwear with interesting designs and details. I also think that craftsmanship and quality are as important as the design. I love to explore design boundaries while making sure the pieces remain wearable.”
MAC Starflash Eyeshadow in Smoke & Diamonds
Last month I bought my friend Harvest a little Mac lip kit for her birthday -- and then couldn't resist picking up a little something for myself as well. I finally pulled the pot out of the box the other night, because I wanted to do a little smoky-but-not-too-smoky eye. Smoke & Diamonds is described by the creative geniuses at MAC as a "frosty dirty taupe" but what I love about it is its slight metallic shimmer that just makes it infinitely more glamorous. I just found out it's a limited-edition product. I guess my gift to a friend was one that kept on giving; this will be a staple in my kit.
Belle by Sigerson Morrison
I love Sigerson Morrison, but I have the downtown budget of its (younger) sister, Belle. My birthday gift to myself was this pair of open-toe wedge booties (pictured) and I'm trying to come up with an occasion to justify buying this other pair. I've asked my shoe-loving friends to talk me out of it -- but they're the same ones who said I'd use the booties forever. Maybe Christmas will just have to come early for me this year...
David Babaii for WildAid Hydrating Shampoo and Conditioner
I've been seeking out eco- friendly products, but I don't stick with anything that doesn't do what I want it to. I'm convinced that with all the choices we consumers have, there's something for everyone. Now I'm very, VERY skeptical about hair products because I've struggled with my mane all my life. Truth is I decided to try this because it smelled good, I liked the ingredients, and I could always return it to the store if I wasn't happy with my purchase. Well, I won't be returning this for sure. I have dry, dehydrated, colored hair -- but my hair hasn't felt this soft and smooth in a long time. Good for the earth, and good for me, too.
Aveeno Skin Brightening Daily Scrub
As anyone who has ever shared a bathroom with me can attest, I switch around skincare products a LOT. But I know something really works when I seem to keep coming back to it after straying for a bit. This scrub I keep returning to: gentle enough to use every day and never irritates my sensitive skin, yet it manages to keep my pores clear (especially around my nose, which is the oiliest part of my face). I've paid way more than twice its price for other scrubs, but this just works for me. The last time I switched, my husband asked "what happened to the scrub in the green tube? I like that one better." High praise coming from a guy who always responds "It's OK" with an indifferent shrug whenever I ask for his opinion.
NARS Fall 2008
This collection is all about shimmering neutrals with hints of gold -- absolutely lovely. I wanted everything but practiced unusual restraint (for now, that is).

I picked up the Cordura eye shadow duo (shimmering warm brown and sooty dark brown)as well as the Fez single shadow, which truly looks like delicious, velvety cocoa. The Senorita lipstick is described as a "sheer shimmering cherry blossom" and is a warm nude-pink, just a touch of color on my lips. These are colors that are going straight to my kit due to their gorgeous versatility. Another classic NARS collection here.
Shimera Seamless Boyshorts

I know boys have their thong fanta- sies, but I stored all of mine at the bottom of my drawers when I discovered boyshorts a long time ago. They are extremely comfortable, invisible when it counts, and come in different heights so you can wear them under just about everything. I'm always on the hunt for the best -- and this style is a great basic. Not too high nor low and so soft that you don't know you're wearing them. They're a steal right now during the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale. I'm going to go back and stock up on more before they practically double in price.
J.Crew

I fre- quently shopped at J. Crew until I didn't, and then I did again. I love their chinos and cashmere, not so much their flipflops (they're just...OK). I love their catalog more than their stores (I just don't find their associates particularly helpful and things always seem to be in disarray). And I usually find something I love in J. Crew Collection. This is probably what GAP's Banana Republic should be -- but isn't. And if they keep having a strong point of view, I won't disappear again.
Schick Quattro for Women

Known fact: I'm clumsy, really clumsy. I trip over my own feet and drop things. So can you imagine me wielding a sharp razor? Scary, for sure. But many years ago I discovered that Schick started making their popular Quattro (four blades, get it?) for women, too -- and so I quickly got my very own. True fact: I've never cut or nicked myself since. Maybe I've just become more careful, but I suspect this product was designed for klutzes like me.

I think I must have been nine years old the first time you spoke to me. I was standing in front of the classroom in what felt like a police line-up, feeling a bit nervous and apprehensive as you looked at each one of us sternly and quite disapprovingly. I don't know what kind of trouble I had gotten myself into again (although I remember that it had something to do with my being talkative as usual in class), but somehow my teacher felt compelled to ask for your help to rein us girls in. When you got to me, you asked me what my name was. And when I told you, I could sense that something immediately clicked inside your brain.

"Do you have an older sister named Suzy?" you demanded in such a way that I wanted to answer I was an only child. "Yes," I spoke the truth instead . It was impossible to lie to you; I felt that if I had tried to fib my way out of this or anything else then the earth would open up beneath me and I'd fall into an endless, dark, winding chute destined straight for Hell.

"Pray tell, is there another sister after you?" you asked me again. I nodded my head and said there was another one in the second grade. You frowned and shook your head, as if all us Santos sisters were solely responsible for all your troubles in the world. But then you smiled.

And that's when I knew the last thing I wanted to do was disappoint you. And as far as I'm concerned, I never did again. You scared me straight, and I realized it felt infinitely better to be on your good side than your bad. Or at least that it was the smart thing to do.

You became my freshman high school English teacher when I was almost 13. I was thrilled because you were the best there was, even if it meant I'd have to work especially hard for my A. Although I can't remember the details of that day, there was one afternoon we all read a story and you asked if anyone could define the word "garrulous" by using it in a sentence. Then Ritchie raised her hand and when you called on her, she proceeded to use MY name as the noun and the word as the adjective. And then she looked at me, half-mocking, half-winking, and I was absolutely mortified.

You were quiet for a few uncomfortable moments, I think, although I can't be certain because I was stewing silently in my seat. And then you gave Richie that look you gave me on the first day we met: you told her that although you suspected she knew the correct meaning of the word, that her sentence was completely incorrect because there was absolutely no way that the word she just defined had defined me. But you didn't stop there; you even said (and I didn't expect you to do this) that when I spoke I used my words thoughtfully and carefully. But that based on what she had just said, she apparently didn't.

I immediately felt my back straighten and my spirit rise. It wasn't just because you upbraided her for accusing me of being excessively talkative regarding trivial matters -- not even if that was the very same thing you once scolded me for being four years before. It was because I realized at that moment I had earned your respect and your good opinion, and it was because you -- whom I'd held in such high esteem since I was a little girl -- were now proud of how I'd turned out as a teenager.

Although I think you will seriously disagree with some of my views about life and living today, I believe you would still be proud of me when you discover that I managed to find my way through the years and around the world, and finally grew up to become a decent, capable person and a strong, independent woman. Just as how I saw you all my life.

But today I heard you're now missing, and that you're the one who's lost her way. I found out how three weeks ago you disappeared after you walked to church on your own and how you were found dirty, bruised, and semi-conscious a week later and then eventually moved to a refuge for the homeless elderly. I discovered that your case worker released you out into the streets of Manila to fend for yourself alone again because you told her you had money and knew where you lived -- and how she didn't bother to verify if this was all indeed true. And how -- in the most ironic twist of all -- how she let you go, a frail 71-year-old woman with failing mental faculties, because you spoke English well. I heard that you haven't been seen since.

A long time ago, when I was still a child, you inspired me to choose to do the right thing, to be honest and not afraid of hard work and effort. A long time ago you set me on the right road and gave me what I needed to get to where I wanted or needed to go. But now that I'm here I can't do the same for you, and I desperately want you to be where you belong. And it's not where you're lost, confused, helpless, endangered, and alone; it's not how I ever imagined you would be.

I'm writing you this letter because I should have done so many years ago, but I'm ending it quite differently from how I would have wanted to. I feel powerless and useless because you're lost both inside your mind and outside on the streets somewhere, and there's nothing I can do to help you find your way back home safely. I always anticipated that I'd see you at my high school reunion next year and how you'd bask in the bright glow of our admiration and heartfelt thanks. Instead I dread the thought of a somber shadow cast upon your empty seat, and especially of never seeing you again. There are very few regrets I carry, and one of them is surely that I never thanked you or told you how much knowing you has meant to me and how it has made all the difference.

UPDATE Aug. 14, 2006: Received news that she was finally found, but no details yet.

Comments

:-(

Posted by: blueeagle | August 12, 2006 at 10:01 AM

I have put up the missing person poster for Miss Marquez on our Batch 81 website, and here is the link to the entry:

http://acbatch1981.blogspot.com/2006/08/miss-marquez-missing-poster.html

I hope and pray she is found soon. She was never my teacher but was principal when I was in grade school, and as a child I was always terrified by authority so she was intimidating to me. But I always heard she was strict but fair. I wish I had known her as a teacher.

Posted by: Anna | August 12, 2006 at 01:00 PM

Sorry, the link in my first post did not copy correctly, here it is again:
http://acbatch1981.blogspot.com/2006/08/miss-marquez-missing-poster.html

Posted by: Anna | August 12, 2006 at 01:01 PM

Hi blueeagle - :( indeed.

Anna - Her photograph shown on the "Missing" poster gave me shivers. She still looks the same albeit a bit older, and still very elegant somehow. It made me miss her even more. I added the link into the article. Thank you so much for sending it to me. I really hope she's found soon.

Posted by: Gigi | August 13, 2006 at 03:39 PM

hi gigi,

i hope ms. marquez is okay now. a pity what happens to people who inspired us in our younger days but to some they just become a burden as that case worker probably thought, kaya she let her go without bothering to check the facts...

Posted by: missP | August 14, 2006 at 11:05 PM

Thankfully, Miss Marquez has been found - in Lucena, Quezon, where a Good Samaritan had apparently given her enough money to travel to. Fitting that she was found on the eve of Assumption Day, which is Aug. 15. Last we heard on the 14th, her brother was on his way to pick her up.

Posted by: Anna | August 15, 2006 at 01:10 PM

hi MissP - Thank you for your kind thoughts. :)

Hello Anna - Yes, I heard a bit of the update and am so amazed and thankful. I wonder what happens to her now, though?

Posted by: Gigi | August 15, 2006 at 04:30 PM

OMG, Gigi, I'm so happy that she has been found and I'm also touched that you have very fond memories of your teacher. How I wish my students would remember me the same way too ... even if not fondly (ha ha!), I'd be happy if they'd say that somehow, I changed their lives. Please update us about your teacher, okay?

Posted by: bugsybee | August 15, 2006 at 10:07 PM

i just looked at the poster and she looks NOTHING like i remember her to have looked! if she were my grade school principal when i finished 7th grade in 1970, then she was only 35 years old when she was my english teacher... and she was definitely young and vibrant, not to mention intelligent, at the time!
it's scary how one can change so drastically in thirty-six years :)

Posted by: sistah #1 | August 15, 2006 at 11:07 PM

Hi Bugsy - I have no doubts whatsoever that you've touched the lives of quite a few of your students. Why, you've already made a difference in mine through your kind and thoughtful private emails -- and you were never even my teacher (in school, that is). :)

Sistah - I think she still looks terrific in the picture! Older, yes, but still so distinguished. Plus she was much younger when she was your teacher anyway, hehe.

Posted by: Gigi | August 16, 2006 at 11:10 AM

I was dreading the ending of this post Gigi. That part of me that doesn't trust people and the world was almost certain that Ms Marquez is forever lost. And so even if I don't know your teacher, I am still so relieved to see all the comments about her finally being found.

So many teachers we've all had. To me, a couple of them have made significant impact in my life, and I still do visit my old school and my teachers from time to time when I am back in Manila. It is nice to go back and let them know of what we've made of ourselves and how they have strongly influenced that.

I sincerely hope that you get your chance to see Ms Marquez again. I'm sure she'll be proud.

Posted by: Jovs | August 23, 2006 at 03:53 AM

ate,
just read your post. im glad she was found. i, too, have fond memories of her. i remember a day in my second grade when we used to take the school bus to AC Antipolo. I had a very heavy bag with all my notebooks and a small pillow mom put inside my bag for the long trip. On my way to my classroom, Ms. Marquez saw me dragging my bag. She carried it for me...can u imagine, the school principal carrying my bag to the classroom!?! :-D

Posted by: buns | August 23, 2006 at 08:04 AM

Hi Jovs - I still can't believe she was found and is OK -- and I'm so, so happy! I hope she will be at our high school reunion next year. Although I don't think she will remember me (because of the alzheimer's), it doesn't matter. Because I remember her, as so many others do. And people that amazing --well -- it just feels that something's all right in the world when they are not only remembered, but acknowledged.

Hi Buns - I didn't know that story! You were so little nga, and I can just imagine her seeing you trying to lug your heavy bag and wonder if you would even make it to your classroom (esp. since we had to walk up/down stairs and climb hills!). Naku, I love her even more after this story. :)

Posted by: Gigi | August 23, 2006 at 11:29 PM

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